The box is staring at me now. Like a puppy that's made a present in the hallway in the dark and it is sitting there all innocently like nothing's happened. Then you'll get up for a cup of coffee, with no slippers, because the dirtbag stole them earlier that day. And you'll go to the kitchen and on the way there will be a squelch and then you have to do that unsteady hop. I'm being taunted here. At the end, I understand why they call themselves Sinister Fish, because what kind of two bit outfit would send a game to me called Wizards & Co? Clearly didn't read the label, clearly didn't bother listening to the podcast. Clearly just doing this nonsense to taunt me.  So, I'll try to be fair and kind and write this through gritted teeth, though if I have teeth left to grind then it will be a miracle. Honestly, if you could hear me now, I'm angry typing like I'm trying to pop bubble wrap with my face. None of it is working. This is a shambles. So let